Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your bunden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Wife to husband : "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to Wife : "Golfing with friends , my dear ."
Wife to Husband : "What?! At 2 a.m.?! "
Husband to Wife : "Yes . We used night clubs."