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Light Bulb Joke

Joke:Light Bulb Joke

Just to give you the hang of it... How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb, the other four rotates the table.

How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One screws in the bulb, the other one gives you the bill.

How many Indians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fifty. And they'll form a union after that.

How many Malays does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Malays are not supposed to screw anything other than their wives.

How many TNB workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One screws in the light bulb, nine others claim overtime.

How many MIC members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't reach the bulb.

Somebody threw all the chairs and tables.

How many Sarong Party Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Sarong Party Girls don't screw anything that's yellow (they only screw kuai lo).

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