英文幽默 Father and son

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。
父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这样的。

The cost of marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”
“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。