以下几则特别的 Answer 体现了美国佬的，你能体会出其所在吗？
1) My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave
your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2) Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the
money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial
aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends,
you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of
3) Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can
talk to it instead. Wait for the beep（beep：主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来者就可以开始留言了。）.
4) Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with
one of these magnets（磁铁）.
5) Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped（私奔） with her tape deck（磁带驱动器）, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything
cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
6) Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
messages. My owners do not need siding（墙板，板）, windows, or a hot
tub（浴盆）, and their car are clean. They give to charity（慈善团体） through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're
still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
7) Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave
me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
8) This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic（心灵感应术） thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason
for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about
returning your call.
注：tone：与对第3）句beep 的注释含义完全一样，主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来者就可以开始留言了。
9) Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
10) If you are a burglar(夜贼), then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and
can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's
safe to leave us a message.
11) You're growing tired. Your eyelids(眼皮) are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing
your willpower(毅力) and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you
will feel helplessly compelled to(感到无助而被迫做某事) leave your name, number, and a message.
12) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
注：you have the right to remain silent：电视里警察出示逮捕令时常讲的一句话。西方社会讲究人权，任何疑犯在未审判之前不得认为有罪，因而不能逼供、更不可拷打：他们有权保持沉默。
13) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right
now, ause we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it
up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave
a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.