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英语笑话:一睡醒,你就被炒鱿鱼了



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As soon as you wake up, you're fired

Our co-worker went missing forfew hours,we tore upplace lookinghim. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placednotethe man's chest. "As long as you're asleep,"read, "you havejob. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."

同事好几小时见人。我们疯地到处找他。最后老板发现,他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他,老板悄无声息地在我同事胸前放纸条。“睡觉时”,条写着,“你员工,醒来你就。”


 

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