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笑话:an absent-minded professor 健忘教授



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No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, wasbitan absent-minded professor. He often filledfor sick priests at other parishes,one Saturday he found himselfa traina new destination, frantically searchingpocketshis ticket. "Forget about it, Father," saidconductor, recognizing him asregular. "I'm sure you paid forticket." "I can't forget aboutticket," Father Martin replied nervously. "I needknow where I'm going."

毫无疑问,我同事、Martin神父点健忘教授。他经常到别教区给生病牧师替班。周六,他又坐火车出发,但到验票时,他却怎么都找着放在衣服口袋里面火车票。因为老坐火车,列车员认得教授,因此对他说,“用找,我想你肯定已经买过票。”“我得把票找出来”,Martin神父安地回答。“我得弄清楚我要去哪”。


 

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