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英语笑话:Blind Date 相亲



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After being with her all evening,man couldn't take another minute withblind date. Earlier, he had secretly arrangedhavefriend call himthe phone so he would have an excuseleave.When he returnedthe table, he loweredeyes, puta grim expressionsaid, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens,"date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

和盲约对象呆后,男人再也受。他事先安排朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开。当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出副阴沉表情,说:“消息,我祖父刚刚去世。”“谢天谢地!”他约会对象说,“如果你祖父死,我祖父就得死!”


 

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