英语笑话：粉红西装卖出去了！

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Whenstore manager returned from lunch, he noticedclerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask aboutbandage,clerk said he had some very good newshim.

"Guess what, sir?"clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?"manager asked.

"That'sone!"

"That's great!"manager cried, "I thought we'd never get ridthat monstrosity! That hadbeugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me.Whyyour hand bandaged?"

"Oh,"clerk replied, "aftersoldguy that suit,guide dog bit me."

服装店经理吃完午餐回来，发现店员手包绷带，没等他问，店员告诉他非常好消息。

“猜猜看发生什么事，经理。”店员说，“我终于把那套直压在这儿难看透顶西装卖出去！”

“那件粉红带蓝条双排扣套装吧！那套衣服实在太可怕！”

“就那件。”

“太棒！”经理叫道，“我直以为我们无法处理掉那件怪物，那我们过最难看西装。对，你手怎么绷带？”

“哦，”店员说，“当我把那件西装卖给客人以后，他导盲犬扑来咬我口。”