英语笑话：我把他吊起来让他晾干

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JimMary were both patientsa Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking byhospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped intodeep end. He sankthe bottom. Mary promptly jumped insave him. She swamthe bottompulled Jim out.

Whenmedical director became awareMary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her filecalled her intooffice. "Mary,have good newsbad news. The good newsyou're being discharged because since you were ablejumpand savelifeanother patient,think you've regained your senses. The bad newsJim,patient you saved, hung himself withbathrobe beltthe bathroom，he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself,hung him updry."

Jim和Mary都精神病院里病人。天，他们沿着医院游泳池散步，Jim突然跳入泳池深水区，他沉到底部。Mary立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把Jim拉来。

当院长听闻Mary英勇行为后，他立刻翻看她病历档案,把她叫进自己办公室，“Mary，我好消息和坏消息要告诉你。好消息你能跳入水中救其他病人，这说明你意识已经恢复，你可以出院。坏消息就，Jim，你救那病人，他还用自己浴袍带子在浴室吊自杀。”

Mary说：“他没自杀，我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”