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英语笑话:Five Hundred Times 五百遍



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Intraffic courta large mid-western city,young lady was brought beforejudgeanswerticket given herdriving throughred light. She explainedhis honor that she wasschool teacherrequested an immediate disposalher caseorder that she might hasten onher classes. A wild gleam came intojudge's eye. "You areschool teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam,shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that tablewrite 'I went throughred light' five hundred times."

在中西部大城市交通法庭里,位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开罚单。女士向法官解释,她名学校老师,请求法官马处理她案子,以便可以赶回去课。法官眼中闪过丝狡黠,说道:“你学校老师,对吗?女士,我马要实现我毕生愿望。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯红灯’500遍。”


 

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