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英语笑话:我要表现得象位女士!



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One day when womens dresses weresale atFarEast Department Store,dignified middle-aged man decidedgetwifepiece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stoodas long as he could; then, with head loweredarms flailing, he plowed throughcrowed. "You there!" challengedthrill voice. "Cant you act likegentleman?" "Listen," he said, "I have been acting likegentlemanan hour. From now on,am acting likelady."

天,远东百货公司女装大减价,位看起来很高贵中年男子想给太太买件。但久他就发现自己被疯狂女人们挤得成样子。 他尽力忍耐着。后来,他低下头,猛烈地舞动着手臂挤过人群。 “你干嘛?”人在尖叫,“你难道能表现得象位绅士吗?” “听着,”他说,“我已经象绅士样表现小时。从现在起,我要表现得象位女士。”


 

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