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英语笑话:Headstone Strange的墓石



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A lawyer named Strange was shopping fortombstone. After he had madeselection,stonecutter asked him what inscription he would likeit. "Here lies an honest man andlawyer," respondedlawyer. "Sorry, butcan't do that," repliedstonecutter. "In this state, it's againstlawbury two peoplethe same grave. However,could put ``here lies an honest lawyer" "But that won't let people know whois" protestedlawyer. "Certainly will," retortedstonecutter. "people will readand exclaim, "That's Strange!"

姓Strange律师去买墓碑。他选好以后,石匠问他,要在墓碑刻什么碑铭。律师回答:“这里长眠着诚实人,律师。”“对起,我办到,”石匠说,“要这样话,违反坟墓只能埋葬法律。过,我会刻:‘这里长眠着位诚实律师’。” 律师抗议:“但那样人们就知道这里埋葬谁啊!”“当然知道啦,”石匠反驳道,“人们看到会惊呼‘太奇怪!’”


 

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