A burglar breaks into
house. He seesCD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hearsvoice "JESUS
watching you". He looks around with
flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $
a table
takes it......Once again he hearsvoice " JESUSwatching you". He hides
a corner trying
find where
voice came from. He spotsbirdcage withparrotit! He goes overasks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind
person namesbird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
窃贼潜入户人家。他看到喜欢
CD机，他赶紧拿
。就在这时候他听到
人说：“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去，嘀咕着：“到底
什么人在说话？”这时，他看到桌子
些钱，他又拿。。。那声音又来：“耶稣正在看着你。”他躲到角落，想找出谁在说话。结果看到只鹦鹉，于他问鹦鹉：“你在说话吗？”鹦鹉承认。 小贼说：“你叫什么名字？”“摩西”。小贼说：“什么人给鸟取这种名字？”鹦鹉回答：“就那给他罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’那人啊。”
