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英语笑话:Free advice? 免费的建议?



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A doctor andlawyer were talking atparty. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailmentsaskingdoctorfree medical advice. After an hourthis,exasperated doctor askedlawyer, "What do you dostop people from asking youlegal advice when you're outthe office?"

"I give itthem," repliedlawyer, "and thensend thembill." The doctor was shocked, but agreedgivea try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty,doctor preparedbills. When he wentplace themhis mailbox, he foundbill fromlawyer.

医生和律师正在宴会交谈。他们谈话常被些人打断,那些人向医生描述自己病症,期望获得免费治疗建议。如此这般钟头后,医生点恼火,于他问律师:“如果在办公时间,你怎么阻止人们向你咨询法律问题?”

“我会给他们建议,”律师回答,“然后我会给他们寄去帐单”。医生很震惊,但他还决定这么试试。第二天,带着点犯罪感,他准备帐单。当他准备将它们放到邮箱里时,发现张来自律师帐单。


 

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