A guyknow was towingboat home fromfishing tripLake Huron whencar broke down. He didn't havecell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be ableraise someonehis marine radiocallroadside assistance. He climbed intoboat, clickedthe radiosaid, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer cameand said, "State your location." "I-75, two miles southStandish." Aftervery long pause,officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"