Well, hello there! Heream, back in the lobby of the hotel, having afternoon tea.can see visitors here from all around the world: there are plenty of Americans, of course, and Japanese and many other Europeans, like, therea group of French people over there and some Italians… butca see Alan- my husband, Alan. He’s not in our room;asked, of course. So maybe he went,do know, for a walk. Yeah. He’s on vacation; he can take a walk if he want to, ca he? No problem. I’m sure he’ll be right back, I’m sure he did go backPittsburgh... Oh, Geez! That was horrible! I’m getting worse, not better. Do think about these damn women, just think about golf. There’s no finer game! Golf, the game of kings, and the king of games! Golfmy wife! Golfmy life! Yeah! Who needs a woman, when you can get a good game of golf? Only problemthis damn rain! Never mind I’m sure it will stop soon! So, I’m still in the hotel lobby, drinking some more afternoon tea. Yeah, I’ve had about six cups of tea by now. I’ve tried all the different kinds they have. They had all these cookies and cakes too, butjust said “no", like a good girl. You know me: ifjust think about cake-wham!put on a couple of pounds. So, no cakes or cookies for me. And no Alan, either. Maybe he went for a really really long walk. No,do think so,know he does like walking. Or maybe he wentsee a movie. Or maybe he went backPittsburgh. Maybe he really did. Maybe he was that mad… The rain is stopping; it’s getting worse! Ah, Geez!ca play golf in this damn rain. It’s impossible! Ah, thisjust so damn stupid!never wantedplay golf on my own, anyway.wantedplay a round of golf with Deborah. That’s the truth. Darn it! Oh, Geez, I’m goinggo backthe hotel,guess she’ll be there by now.do know what I’m goingsayher… I really think I’ve had enough tea now. I’ve had uh…ten cups. Yeah,really ca drink any more tea. Do mistake me;like tea.really do, but, uh… I’ve had enough now so what amgoingdo?do know,just wait a moment, who’s that coming through the door. Yes, it’s him. It really is! Alan! -Hello Deborah! -Hello, Alan, you look wet. -That’s becauseam wet. It’s raining -Yeah. -Very hard. -Yeah. Uh…where have you been? -I wentplay golf. -Oh, of course! Did you have a good round? -No,had terrible round. -Oh, gee! Why was that? -Because of the damn rain! And because you were there. -Yeah? -Look, I’m sorry. Deborah, for just walking off like that.was so mad. -That’s alright, honey. Anyway, you came back, did you? -Listen Deborah,do wantgo backAlice.wantbe with you. -Is that really true, honey? -Yes, of course it is. Why do you thinkmarried you? -Oh, gee!do know whatsay. -Then do say anything, honey. -Well, that’s all for now. See you next time, folks.