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Urinal Help

点击: 更新:2008-1-13

Urinal Help

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by
two female teachers went on a field trip to the local
racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the
supporting industry.
During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the
toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one
teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's
toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he
couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went
inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their
armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but
notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary
school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver
Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."

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