Funny Faces

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.
Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a
child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would
stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't
warned."